Sunday, January 24, 2016

just reLAX




For a successful, complete bowel movement, all I need to do is…
* Wait for the signal that will come about one half hour after eating.
*  have my person place me on the eau de toilette.
* place my "listening device of choice"
 [(c)Harry Shearer] on the counter.
^ zone out for 30 minutes.

Make sure you are drinking lots of water..

That is all.

I use a stepstool to raise my ankles up so that I can wipe (my person puts my feet on the step).




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